So somehow I’ve gotten myself roped into speaking/presenting/bumbling at this event at SXSW called 20×2.
Essentially I’ve got 2 minutes of song and dance to convey a concept. This year it’s “What’s the secret?”. Talk about constraints.
Talk about freak-out-drop-down nervousosity! Yowza!
So tell ya what. I’ve got thinker’s block. Yeh, it’s that bad. Help me out here. Throw me a friggin’ bone for crissakes. What the hell should I do for 120 seconds? Eh, eh?
Best idea gets a free shirt or something… maybe a Bar Camp Austin poster! 
Oh hell, I’ll probably make up something interesting or self-effacing or dastardly and pro-communist but I’d lurve some inspiration in the meantime!