Google + My Data = Crazy Conspicuous

Crazy ConspicuousSee? This is what I was talking about. This is the slow steady systematic decline that I was talking about.

Don’t believe me yet, tha’s coo.

Coz see, now that Google can track your email, your search history, your chats, what comes next? Gee, let’s see. Would be nice if you could go back and grab your cell phone convos right? Oh wait, Gtalk and FON will help there… And where you’ve been? Dodgeball’s got that covered. Hell, you can even map that stuff on Gmaps — or one step bigger — Earth.

So what happens when Google rolls out wifi or flips the switch on all that dark fiber it’s got?

Tell you what, yeah, you’ll be able to get movies downloaded hella fast, but Google will also have the most lucrative person-database ever assembled. That Google credit card you just applied for? Ho ho ho. MAN I wish that kind of information about myself.

So look, I’m over it. I said as much before. Privacy is dead. Get over it.

Well ok fine, I’m not really over it, but it sounds more dramatic when I put it that way.

What isn’t finished, however, is how much control over that information you should be able to exert. You know how much you hate it when you walk into a party and all of a sudden everyone starts whispering, looking sidewards at you, raising eyebrows. Wouldn’t it just be so great if you could turn up the volume of what everyone’s saying and hear just what they think about you — and better yet, see which Dicks Jane is sharing that information with?

That’s the problem here. Once Google rolls out GoogleNet, we’re effed. It’s that simple. There’ll be a “personal information tax” that they’ll charge you just to take a look at your information (alright alright, I hear you snicker, maybe they won’t, but they sure could!).

So there’s got to be competition — and I don’t mean from the other biggies. I mean from us. I mean from the people who’s data they’re harvesting and already claim dominion over. I mean that we need to build our own economy and our own means of leveraging this data — and of course building the means to syphon it back out of the biggies. You think they’re going to give up this information easily, willfully? Sorry Toto, we’re not in Germany, here (can’t count on the government anyway when it’s just as eager to have this kind of information about its citizenry anyway).

So yeah. Just keep it in the back of your head. As Google grows, becomes more powerful, more all-knowing, whatchoo gunna do about? What can you do about it once they know everything about you — and all of your transactions pass through the Google network? I’m not scared of this — and I’m not raising the paranoia flag. Fuck that, it’s too late for paranoia. This is the future and the present; so the only question now is, what do we make of it now that we’re here? And, moreover, how do we put all this data to work for us?

My N90 killed my social life

The honeymoon is overOk, so Loic, I’m totally honored that you thought my contribution to Les Blogs was worthy of Nokia’s generous prize, but I have to say, this thing has caused me nothing but pain since I started using it. If I could give it back and return to how things were December 4, well, at least then I’d have my social life back.

See, I’m connected to my social life with a crutch called Dodgeball. A crutch? Well, yeah, because since I have Dodgeball, I no longer have to plan my nights more than five minutes in advance. I just wait for my friends’ checkins to start rolling in and I’m not already predisposed, I know exactly where the party’s at.

But Loic, sadly, the N90 has taken that away from me. Sure, I could talk to my friends in person and yeah, I could pay more attention to #banc. And sure, upcoming still fills up my 30boxes (iCal, you will die yet! Ha!). But still, without those checkins, I tell ya, my social life, especially while Tara’s been away, has become a rather solitary affair.

Here’s the deal. My N90 doesn’t receive SMSes anymore. And it doesn’t tell me when I have voicemail. Sure, it does that ringy thing when there’s actually someone calling on the other end, but that’s it. No asynchronous communications, whatsoever.

And it’s killing my social life.

Get this: I even went into Cingular (grumble) to see if the issue was on their end and they couldn’t figure it out either. They did tell me, however, that the phone is only three-band, which means that it’ll work great in Asia and Europe, but to forget about any kind of reception here in the states. Ah ha. Bonus.

Yeah and don’t get me started about the battery that drains faster than my bladder after two venti lattes. Nor about the fact that iSync doesn’t know my N90 from an ash tray (10.4.4 killed the hack). Or that I can’t figure out how to get the beautiful photos onto my Mac because the software it came with only works on the PC.

Or that it weighs almost as much as my PowerBook.

Okay, okay. That last bit was a wee exaggeration.

At least it pivots all weird. And chicks seem to dig that. At least it’s got that going for it.

Tantek, what’s the model number of your shiny new Blackberry? I think it’s time for a change. I appreciate the honor of winning the best contribution to the Les Blogs wiki but it turns out after all that I really didn’t need another digital camera.

Smashing through inequality in education

Smash PodcastersMy good friend Mini Kahlon over at LPFI got some “ink” for a program that she’s running at the Smash Academy “to encourage kids of color to study science and tech in college”.

The idea behind Smash? Give kids of color novel ways of publishing on the web (starting with podcasting) and they’ll naturally build community around formerly geektastic subjects like science and math. I mean think about it — if you blog, you know that you want readers right? And to cultivate that readership, you’ve gotta go out and promote the thing — linking to other people, telling your friends to read your inane rants or (gah) emailing your mother every time you post something new.

This is such a great idea and holds so much promise for the next generation of tech-savvy young people that I’m looking ever more forward to the great things that I hope will come out of Wine Camp (speaking of… hopefully visiting this weekend with Miss Rogue — event date by weekend’s end!).

Getting an aggregator back; SEE 2.3

NNW RebootedHaven’t had an aggregator in months — I had like 800 feeds in NNW and it was too depressing to look at the unread count (yeah, I guess I’m one of those people).

Flock will get there someday maybe, but it’s not ready to replace Brent’s beautiful child.

So, trashed all my subscriptions. Starting from scratch. Three categories: Friends, Software, Must-Watch.

We’ll see how it goes.

Oh, and SEE 2.3 is out. Jazz!

I don’t blog enough; or, Going naked

Thomas Hawk - Cat

I don’t blog enough. Fast enough.

Whimsynogrammarspellcheckmewhoareyouanywwayblog.

I have 9 drafts in WordPress, 19 saved locally. Countless strewn about other folders on my laptop.

WTF. No, it’s not 400,000,000, but what happened to leaner, meaner blogging?

I hate saying “I have a post queued about that…” “I was going to write about that.”

I hate posting 4 days after the topic’s gone cold. I hate self-censoring.

Y’know what? Ugh, impulsive. I need to get rid of the design of this site. It’s wonderful, really Heilemann, but it’s suffocating. I can’t compete with what you’ve created. I just need to blurt out stupid stuff. Your design makes it look all official and true. Dude, nothing I say is true — it’s just conjecture and opinion, rolled together in spices and dough.

I’ve never really completed a theme before. I’ve never really gone so naked in public. But hell, maybe it’ll inspire some kind of necessary creativity. We’ll see. Maybe I’ll break the whole site. Oh well. It’s just words anyway. And code. And blah.

. . .

Ok. Done. There, that’s better. Sigh.

The power of 1000 monkeys

When discussing my conceptual framework for leveraging multi-disciplinary work for the benefit of open source projects (um, aka “CivicForge”), I’ve made the point that we will achieve world domination because our thousand one-pound monkeys who build open source tools will be able to outwit, outhink and out-heart any 800 lb. proprietary gorilla.

Whether true or not, it’s a fairly accurate image of the open source community, given its neurotic and somewhat anarchic inner workings. Primarily owing to its quasi-egalitarian social structure, decision-making is often controversial, contested and often downright perplexing. Nevertheless, good tools are produced that stand the test of time, are oftentimes less fragile than their proprietary counterparts and hell, give a wide swath of folks with all kinds of disparate ideas and experiences the chance to get involved in building tools that affect (and potentially improve) their lives (this is why DRM makes no sense in open source tools: why would you handicap your own tools? — it’d be like building the QWERTY keyboard all over again!).

So let’s cut to the chase: 1000 one-pound monkeys acting by autonomously self-organizing provides an answer to the dilemma that Noah Brier raises about the attention issue (Via Alex Barnett):

“But here’s my widespread adoption issue: the general public don’t think they have an ‘attention problem.’ If you ask people how much television they watch, they’ll tell you less than they actually do. Most individuals have no clue what they actually spend their time doing … yeah new technologies will force people to split their time more and more, but will they notice/care? I think it’s really important to remember that the average person has no desire to sit around and read all these RSS feeds then blog about them. In fact, if you showed someone how I spend my attention online, they’d probably think I was an idiot who was wasting time.”

While in isolation and over a short enough time horizon, Noah’s point may prove true, I think this misses the historical significance that the experience of a thousands of monkeys can offer to a culture. I’m sure at some point some wise fella claimed that no one would ever walk around carrying a “portable phone”, but clearly after the monkeys got a hold of them, culture soon changed so that now that’s now the common reality (at least in developed countries).

So I wouldn’t poo-poo the notion just coz us geeks need to better attenuate our attention streams. We’re on the vanguard here, and what we need today will surely eventually be needed by nongeeks, especially those kids growing up on MySpace and LiveJournal today.

So think about it this way. The drains on our personal attention are getter greater and more promiscuous. We will need to manage it. The kids in school tomorrow will need more and more tools to manage it — and will be looking for tools. What happens next? The cult of a thousand teenage monkeys will go about the incremental effort of virally spreading those tools to their friends, and will ultimately install it on mom and dad and grandma’s computer… and say stuff like, “Oh no! You’re still using that silly [insert obsolete app here]?? Here, try this!”

And poof. One thousand elder monkeys will get the trickle up benefit of having their attention stream whipped, chopped, sliced and diced without ever knowing what RSS, blogging or the attention trust concept is all about owing to the tenacity and technological prowess of a generation of a thousand younger monkeys. Don’t underestimate the network, Noah. It might seem like all this stuff is just for geeks now, and that may be true for the next couple years. But as software improves and gets easier to use — we’re all going to be experiencing personal attention deficits like we’ve never witnessed — and then, yes then, just like the intarweb of today, the domain of attention attenuators will become the commonplace hangout of the jocks and divas, our moms and dads — and yes, we’ll still be there too, grappling with 3800 unread items.

Bar Camp Dallas audio now available

Last Session of Barcamp DallasJeremy Kleindl posted the mp3 audio from Bar Camp Dallas presentations. Check it out:

Wanted: Monolingual Installer

Monolingual iconSo here’s one for the LazyWeb: I download and install a lot of software… I end up running a great little app called Monolingual monthly, though, to get rid of all the localization cruft that the software comes with… Usually saving on the order of anywhere from 100mb to 2GB, depending on how long it’s been (run it after you install iLife ’06 and you’ll see what I’m talking about!). So wouldn’t it be great if I could get a version of Monolingual that st in muy dock so that anytime I wanted to install something, I could just drag the .app to the "Monolinguinstaller" and it would cut all that garbage out for me and copy the result into my ~/Applications folder?

Wouldn’t that be nice? Hey, Monolingual’s open source… any takers?