Tasty Spam No. 09

From:
Rickee Sheehan <ydtkf@proxad.net>
Subject:
FW: FW: your private invitation qM-2069A2
Body:

Marsupials secretly admire the insects.

Invitation No. UE-9187Nd

Dear xxxx@fact0rycity.net

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I overheard Bush talking to the rolfers, and he said that the pagan gods massage old-timers. Hurricanes vehemently despise vampires. Didn’t you know, the giants say, that the sissies admire millionaires?

Celloists invented baseball pitchers. Bears viciously malign the grandfathers.

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Yesterday’s cat lovers maintain that the rats are experts on the different types of criminals. Creatures will marry the misers. 25544060696353

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Author: Chris Messina

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2 thoughts on “Tasty Spam No. 09”

  1. WOW. I just received a similar but equally as strange spam today. This is an exact copy of what I received.. only thing I removed was MY e-mail address from the Dear, line. The Line formatting is how it is in the original. And some of the e-mails from the forwarding lines are pretty un-believable… all of the Bush stuff in both of our e-mails is very interesting.. gets me thinking about it’s origins.
    ——–E-Mail——–

    —– Original Message —–
    From: Theresa
    To: sQwAio@msn.com ; Theresa@yahoo.com
    ;

    The Texaco managers insist that the electricians dance with reptiles.

    Invitation No. Pr-4377Se

    Dear ………..

    You have been pre-approved. Your Approval# is: vz-68557Hg
    You can get $263,000 for as little as $263 a month, thanks to your pre-approval.
    Visit us, Fill out the form, no obligation
    Pull cash out, or refinance..
    No long forms or quastionnaires. Fill up our extremely short and simple form today and get a call back within a couple of hours.

    Start saving now, just click here.

    Most of the eskimos long for rabbits. All of the crybabies dream of creatures. System analysts are always running into anti-nuclear demonstrators!
    At the Summit, President Bush came to the conclusion that the gangsters have affairs with bears. Laundromats secretly admire the car owners.

    The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which
    it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, re-transmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action
    in reliance upon, this information by persons or entities other than the
    intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact
    the sender immediately by return electronic transmission and then immediately
    delete this transmission, including all attachments, without copying,
    distributing or disclosing same. E-mail is not a secure means of communication.
    Please advise us if you would prefer to use an alternate form of communication.
    We accept no responsibility or liability for loss or damage arising from the
    receipt or use of this transmission. Unless otherwise specifically stated, any
    opinions expressed are those of the author only and this transmission is not
    intended as a recommendation or solicitation of an offer to purchase or sell any
    security or related financial instruments.
    Only fools believe that women are responsible for the recent spelunkers. Boy scouts prefer the company of psuedo-intellectuals. 181440670
    ————–END E-MAIL———-

    Very strange no? Especially the last line.

    I wonder if lots of people are receiving these? I’m sort of interested to see what more of them say.. someone needs to start a list. Seems like too weird to be coincidence.

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