Category: Tasty Spam

Various nuggets of the spammy variety.

Tasty Spam No. 12

From:
Christopher Hancock <farfallahiz@spicegirls.zzn.com>
Subject:
Greenbacks Today
Body:

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egg.

Tasty Spam No. 11

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Tasty Spam No. 09

From:
Rickee Sheehan <ydtkf@proxad.net>
Subject:
FW: FW: your private invitation qM-2069A2
Body:

Marsupials secretly admire the insects.

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Tasty Spam No. 08

From:
ernesto hemingway <julianne@hytide.com >
Subject:
Cautious Pack, Intercontinental Dispatch.
Body:

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— spam link removed —

fudge took a great, deep breath and said, “prime minister, i am very sorry to have to tell you that he’s back. he-who-must-not-be-named is back.” “sometimes, however, it is unavoidable,” said dumbledore, shaking back the sleeve of his robes and exposing the forearm of his injured hand.

scrimgeour stopped too, leaned on his stick and stared at harry, his expression shrewd now.

Tasty Spam No. 7

From:
Jacob <kirojinamm@kaspar.com >
Subject:
Good job offer
Body:

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Tasty Spam No. 6

From:
Julie Woodward < julieMesser69@osselmann.de >
Subject:
guess who 🙂
Body:

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Tasty Spam No. 4

I kid you not, this is some real Tasty Spam that I received quite some time ago that I just had to share! (And in case the DOJ is watching, I don’t condone terrorism and have therefore tried to obfuscate any useful details from this email.)

From:
complainst@onlinenic.com < complainst@onlinenic.com >
Subject:
How one can become a terrorist?
Body:

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